i pledge my allegiance to all things dark

first world problems: i want to watch a horror game walk-through video but if i watch it now, i’ll be too scared to go to bed for hours

valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

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It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

Anonymous asked:
your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?
billyteddy replied:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

itseasytoremember:

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS